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Description
Swole Saint Nick - Holiday SweaterThe Enhanced Ugly Christmas Sweater This isnt just an ugly sweaterits a bulking season flex. Precision cut and hand sewn for gym bros and festive fiends alike, this sweater is built to handle your off season gains and all the Christmas cookies you can inhale. It's cozy, durable, and loud enough to let everyone know your holiday cheer is enhanced. Key Features (Because Stats Matter): 95% Recycled Polyester, 5% Spandex Like a well designed cycle:
The Enhanced Ugly Christmas Sweater
This isn’t just an ugly sweater—it’s a bulking season flex. Precision-cut and hand-sewn for gym bros and festive fiends alike, this sweater is built to handle your off-season gains and all the Christmas cookies you can inhale. It's cozy, durable, and loud enough to let everyone know your holiday cheer is enhanced. 🎅💉
Key Features (Because Stats Matter):
🎅 95% Recycled Polyester, 5% Spandex — Like a well-designed cycle: sustainable, stretchy, and engineered for max performance.
🎄 Fabric Weight: 9.08 oz./yd² (308 g/m²) — Heavy enough for warmth, light enough for deadlift mobility.
🎁 Soft Cotton-Feel Face with Brushed Fleece Inside — As smooth as your pickup lines in the gym.
❄️ Unisex Fit with Overlock Seams — Built for traps, lats, and Santa-sized cheat meals.
🌎 Made on Demand — Each sweater is crafted fresh, just like your excuse for skipping leg day.
Size Guide (Because Everyone Wants to Know Your Measurements):
| Size | Chest (in) | Waist (in) | Hips (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ⅝ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ⅞ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52 | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
Disclaimer: This sweater won’t magically burn off your post-holiday bloat or boost your test levels, but it will make you more talked about than the gym bro who gained 30 lbs, of muscle in 2 months "naturally". Wear it with pride, gains, and just a little plausible deniability. 🎄💪
Note: This sweater is printed, not knit. It includes styling elements like knit-like graphics and patterns, but it is a printed sweater.
Shipping Notes
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Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
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