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The Cool Greenhouse - Sod's Toastie

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The Cool Greenhouse - Sod's ToastieLimited Melodic Exclusive Edition LP Yellow with black splatter vinyl UV high gloss finish sleeve Double sided 12" art print The Cool Greenhouse logo temporary tattoo Download code Standard Black LP Black vinyl UV high gloss finish sleeve Double sided 12" art print Download code CD Edition CD of Sod's Toastie in mini LP sleeve LP Bundle 'Sod's toastie' Melodic Exclusive Yellow & Black Splatter vinyl and the Debut Self Titled LP together in a bundle

Limited Melodic Exclusive Edition LP
-Yellow with black splatter vinyl
-UV high-gloss finish sleeve
-Double sided 12" art print
-The Cool Greenhouse logo temporary tattoo
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-Black vinyl
-UV high-gloss finish sleeve
-Double sided 12" art print
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CD of Sod's Toastie in mini LP sleeve

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'Sod's toastie' Melodic Exclusive Yellow & Black Splatter vinyl and the Debut Self Titled LP together in a bundle for a limited time only.
 
With Sod’s Toastie, Tom Greenhouse and his intrepid band of sonic explorers are more assured and confident than ever throughout this sublime sophomore album.


While frontman Tom Greenhouse’s off-kilter observations and bizarro anecdotes remain front and centre, this time round the band up their game with a more vigorous sound that keeps pace with Greenhouse’s wholly distinctive lyrical style. Greenhouse continues to revel in telling increasingly surreal short stories, rejoicing in the power of the deadpan one-liner and bedecking his songs with far-flung cultural references. But now the band employ a variety of techniques with improved production, from the impulsively bashed keyboards and jubilantly repetitive guitar stabs that have be-come their trademark, to flirtations with–heaven forbid!–melody, chord progressions and arrangements which elevate their tried-and-tested blueprint into a more exciting and cohesive whole.

Opener Musicians is the perfect embodiment of this conscious development. Here, Greenhouse re-counts a sarcastic tale of half-truths that see him galavanting around town trying to put a band together. Sonically, it begins with a caustic callback to the group’s first EP Crap Cardboard Pet and its über-minimalist aesthetic. But by the end of the song a joyous festival of afrobeat-inspired instruments including samba whistles, bongos and saxophones are added to the mix as the front-man, ironically, fails in his mission to recruit more players.

With Get Unjaded, the band have somehow conjured something close to pop, without abandoning the repetition and wit that’s relished by their early fans. I Lost My Head also adopts a jangle-pop sheen with a luscious synth melody, as the frontman ditches the spoken-word for a surly croon (his first known attempt at actual singing!) that provides a welcome breather from the onslaught of dense recantations that are the band’s bread-and-butter.

While the lyrics here are still often humorous and political, Greenhouse has also notably expanded his interests on this album to include a new host of topics. The influence of extraterrestrials, for ex-ample, infiltrates the subject matter frequently. On The UFOs, the mysterious protagonist Blinkus Booth’s isolationist lifestyle is apparently interrupted by the spectres of otherworldly visitors, while closer The Neoprene Ravine feels like an extract from a deep space rock opera. Here, jaunty and angular instruments pile-on as we are fed images of an interstellar Spinal Tap, the titular fictional band “The Neoprene Ravine” who are “the alien equivalent of the Velvet Underground” and include an alien Lou Reed yelping “too busy sucking on my little green ding dong!”.

Meanwhile, Hard Rock Potato is propelled by a vortex of keys and synths, a real noise-pop gem comprised of real guitar chords (!) and rock-orientated riffs. Here the stream-of-consciousness lyrics take shots at the sinister financial industry, and include one of the many top-tier one-liners on the album: “It’s not gambling if you’re wearing a tie (even if you’ve got no trousers on)”.

On Sod’s Toastie, The Cool Greenhouse have pushed their distinctive flavour of post-punk to the point of perfection – their incongruous riffs, alchemical instrumental chemistry, and irreverent spoken-word vocals are a delight throughout. Sod’s Toastie is hilarious at times, and at others just hilariously good – a not-so-difficult second album.

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Henry
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Very Nice squeaky toys!!
Size: For Medium and Large Breed, Color: 6 Pack
6 in a pack, very cute looking, my 10month golden retriever gnawed off the tail of one in 10min. Then took a while to chew open the head and take out the squeaker. He was given 2 toys so far and in both he gnawed open the head and removed the squeakers. The brown one looked like a real dead animal that was run over by a car.. flat body and busted open head.. gruesome! inside the body is a sheet of sturdy plastic that makes a crinkle sound. Overall very good, wont last long if you have a dog that likes to chew.. but at least there are 6 of them. watch out for ripping off tails or feet.. those are ALWAYS weak points on all of these stuffed/nontsuffed animal toys and can be swallowed. They should just make an oval and have the feet an tail drawn on. also watch out for when they open the head.. the squeaker can easily be swallowed.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2025
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Jennifer
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
My dog LOVES to destroy these
Size: For Medium and Large Breed, Color: 6 Pack, Size: For Medium and Large Breed, Color: 6 Pack
I have a black lab/pitbull mix. She is a very destructive puppy when it comes to her toys. I have tried the "indestructible" toys but they were never indestructible enough and my pup didn't enjoy them. But these... lol. When she gets a new one from the box she loves playing tug of war, playing with the squeakers in the head and the tail (to a nauseating degree), and proudly prances around with her new toy to show everyone. But once that phase passes she gets down to business, tearing at it until she gets the squeakers and crinkly paper out. Thankfully she has no interest in the inner parts of this toy, so once she's done with it I just pick up the squeakers and paper/plastic to throw them out, then it becomes a tug of war toy again until it's time for the "stuffy graveyard". Then we start all over again with a new one (the lifespan is between 3 to 14 days). I've purchased this product 7 times already and will continue to purchase more as long as my doggo loves them. If you've made it this far, sadly these toys can be destroyed if you have a power chewer like my pup, but these toys are cheap by comparison to the "indestructible" toys so they are easily replaceable and don't break the bank. These can be great toys for the right dog.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 23, 2024
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Jodie G
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 4
Well made and great for tug of war with the dogs
Size: For Medium and Large Breed, Color: 3 Pack
The puppies love these toys. I have no idea what the blue one is supposed to be but they are very cute and seem to be holding up well.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 11, 2026
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RoJo
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Great non stuffed toys. My dogs love them!
Size: For Medium and Large Breed, Color: 3 Pack
My 2 mini schnauzers LOVE these toys! I LOVE them for several reasons. They is no stuffing inside they can rip open and swallow. There is no strings attached to it like other dog toys that my younger schnauzer loves to pull apart and eat. They play tug of war with them, and so far have held up great. They are a squeeke toy, which the dogs love...me, not so much, but I definitely put up with it. Highly recommend these!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026
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Amazon Customer
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Your dogs will love them!
Size: For Medium and Large Breed, Color: 6 Pack
I’m giving this five stars because it was exactly what they claimed it would be. The only negative is our small Papillon tore these to shreds. perhaps, all cloth style toys would be the same.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2026

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