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My Big Fat Vampire Wedding

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My Big Fat Vampire Wedding'I LOVED THIS SO MUCH' Reader review Tropes: Fake relationship! Marriage of convenience Coffee shop setting Spice Pandora has real problems. She still lives with her parents, she's working a dead end job and, oh yeah, she's a vampire who must get married by her birthday in three months' time or she won't inherit the ancient family fortune. One slight catch: she's single. She manages to find her perfect fake husband: her work crush, Victor, a PhD

'I LOVED THIS SO MUCH' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader review

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  • Fake relationship! 💑
  • Marriage of convenience 💍
  • Coffee shop setting
  • Spice ✨

Pandora has real problems. She still lives with her parents, she's working a dead-end job and, oh yeah, she's a vampire who must get married by her birthday in three months' time or she won't inherit the ancient family fortune.

One slight catch: she's single.

She manages to find her perfect fake husband: her work crush, Victor, a PhD student with mountains of student debt. She can marry him, inherit, pay off his debt and divorce him. It's a foolproof plan - well, unless Victor discovers she's a vampire...

But the road to the altar won't be an easy one for this vampire and human couple. Pandora's little crush on Victor is growing, and with their big fat vampire wedding looming, will their promise of 'till death do us part' be fake after all?

The perfect fake relationship, spooky, sexy romance you NEED!

'Completely addictive!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Had me kicking my feet and screaming'

'Genuinely funny' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'SO fun'⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'A cozy, chaotic rom-com with fangs.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'The perfect mix of sweet, steamy, and ridiculous.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'10/10 would recommend for a laugh, a swoon, and just pure, unapologetic fun.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'A perfectly paced slow burn rom com.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'I already want to reread it.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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My 70lb dog LOVES this turtle toy, was worth the price. He will play and play until he’s exhausted. We have to give him breaks from it. We use the second setting which is just for movement, no music. The only aspect I don’t like is that he will inadvertently press the button when he’s biting the toy, changing the setting and sometimes has turned it off. The velcro is super strong, which is good but makes it difficult to open. Battery life is decent, lasted a few days with him playing with it an hour or so each evening. I like the auto shut off after 30 minutes of no movement.
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Fun for dogs with anxiety or bored. Easy to fill and clean with different options to build.
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I have a chewer who gets bored in the afternoon. She loves these Lego blocks. They’re sturdy enough for a big chewer and they hold her interest . She really enjoys figuring out how to get her breakfast!
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