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The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying VampiresBy Grady Hendrix Paperback Steel Magnolias meets Dracula in this New York Times best selling horror novel about a women's book club that must do battle with a mysterious newcomer to their small Southern town. This funny and fresh take on a classic tale manages to comment on gender roles, racial disparities, and white privilege all while creeping me all the way out. So good.Zakiya Dalila Harris, author of The Other Black Girl Patricia Campbells life
By Grady Hendrix
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Steel Magnolias meets Dracula in this New York Times best-selling horror novel about a women's book club that must do battle with a mysterious newcomer to their small Southern town.
“This funny and fresh take on a classic tale manages to comment on gender roles, racial disparities, and white privilege all while creeping me all the way out. So good.”—Zakiya Dalila Harris, author of The Other Black Girl
Patricia Campbell’s life has never felt smaller. Her husband is a workaholic, her teenage kids have their own lives, her senile mother-in-law needs constant care, and she’s always a step behind on her endless to-do list. The only thing keeping her sane is her book club, a close-knit group of Charleston women united by their love of true crime. At these meetings they’re as likely to talk about the Manson family as they are about their own families.
One evening after book club, Patricia is viciously attacked by an elderly neighbor, bringing the neighbor's handsome nephew, James Harris, into her life. James is well traveled and well read, and he makes Patricia feel things she hasn’t felt in years. But when children on the other side of town go missing, their deaths written off by local police, Patricia has reason to believe James Harris is more of a Bundy than a Brad Pitt. The real problem? James is a monster of a different kind—and Patricia has already invited him in.
Little by little, James will insinuate himself into Patricia’s life and try to take everything she took for granted—including the book club—but she won’t surrender without a fight in this blood-soaked tale of neighborly kindness gone wrong.
“This funny and fresh take on a classic tale manages to comment on gender roles, racial disparities, and white privilege all while creeping me all the way out. So good.”—Zakiya Dalila Harris, author of The Other Black Girl
Patricia Campbell’s life has never felt smaller. Her husband is a workaholic, her teenage kids have their own lives, her senile mother-in-law needs constant care, and she’s always a step behind on her endless to-do list. The only thing keeping her sane is her book club, a close-knit group of Charleston women united by their love of true crime. At these meetings they’re as likely to talk about the Manson family as they are about their own families.
One evening after book club, Patricia is viciously attacked by an elderly neighbor, bringing the neighbor's handsome nephew, James Harris, into her life. James is well traveled and well read, and he makes Patricia feel things she hasn’t felt in years. But when children on the other side of town go missing, their deaths written off by local police, Patricia has reason to believe James Harris is more of a Bundy than a Brad Pitt. The real problem? James is a monster of a different kind—and Patricia has already invited him in.
Little by little, James will insinuate himself into Patricia’s life and try to take everything she took for granted—including the book club—but she won’t surrender without a fight in this blood-soaked tale of neighborly kindness gone wrong.
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Fresh, Creamy, and Perfectly Ripened!
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These Hass avocados were excellent quality and arrived fresh with great texture and flavor. They ripened evenly, had creamy smooth insides, and no brown spots or stringy texture like you sometimes get with other avocados.
Perfect for avocado toast, guacamole, salads, or just slicing onto sandwiches. The size was great, and they stayed fresh for several days after ripening. Definitely one of the better avocado purchases I’ve made — I’ll be buying these again!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Fresh, good size, and reliable for same-day orders
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
Good quality avocado, exactly what you expect when ordering one
✔️ Arrived as the correct size and weight
✔️ Not bruised or overripe
✔️ Fresh and ready to use
✔️ Good add-on for same-day delivery
✔️ No issues with quality
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I ordered a single avocado and it came exactly as expected in both size and weight.
It wasn’t bruised or rotten, which is always a concern when ordering produce that someone else picks for you. It was in good condition and ready to use.
This is a good option if you’re running low and want to add one to a same-day delivery order without having to go to the store.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good choice.
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
I was really surprised... I was worried I'd get too ripe or super not ready avocados ordering from amazon but these turned out great. Good quality, acceptable size, no bruising, tasted great with a little olive oil and salt. Would get again!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Perfect
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
Smaller than anticipated but perfect size for 1 person. Will buy again! Loved that they put 3 frozen bottled water in the bottom of an insulated bag to keep them fresh since I wasn't home when they were delivered. @68 cents a piece, the value for the money = 100%. Borderline ripe but perfect to use today or in a few days.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Didn’t ripen well for me.
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
I bought these avocados while they were still very green, hoping they would ripen at home. Unfortunately, when they did soften, the inside had dark spots and didn’t look fresh. The texture wasn’t what I expected either.
I’m not sure if it was just this batch, but the ripening process didn’t turn out well for me.
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