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Dino-Dick Silicone DildoLittle Dinos, Big Heads Key Features Fantasy Dildo: This fun fantasy dong is a tiny dinosaur with a large dong for a head! It comes in a beautiful, glittery blue, purple, teal and black color combination! Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands free! Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap on harnesses so you can wear it and
Little Dinos, Big Heads
Key Features
- Fantasy Dildo: This fun fantasy dong is a tiny dinosaur with a large dong for a head! It comes in a beautiful, glittery blue, purple, teal and black color combination!
- Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!
- Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with!
- Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it is best used with water-based lubricants only.
The helicopter drops you and your team off at the base camp. It's your job to explore this unknown and unexplored island. It's lush and green with a tropical climate. The sweat beads on your brow. "I'm going for a solo walk, guys. I need to stretch my legs after that long ride!", you yell back at your team who are staying at camp. After such a long time cramped in small aircrafts, you are eager to explore and be alone. After about an hour of walking you find a small river and decide it's time for a rest. You take off your boots and clothes and decide to cool off and wash away the sweat and grime from your body. The water feels cold and icy, but it wakes you up and refreshes you. You run back to shore, leaving the water, and lay on your clothes and let yourself air dry in the sun. After not too long, something wakes you. You hear a shuffling sound and see that something is caught in your clothes, and crawling under it. "It must be some small animal", you say to yourself, but as soon as you lift up your clothing to see what's underneath you cry out in shock! It is a... lizard of some sort... but with a very odd looking head and neck! It's almost as if it was meant to look like a human cock! "What in the world! What kind of creature are you??" A nudge to your side alarms you again and you sit straight up to find a few more of these strange tiny dino dongs hopping around and nudging you. It seems odd and cute until... you see there are many, many more! They start to swarm you and then find their way on top of you, their little claws digging into your skin, and then wriggling their way between your thighs until, to your shock, they are inside you! You open your mouth to scream but another one hops inside your mouth! Before you know it, they've released a numbing saliva from their head, one that causes you to engorge and tingle, and these tiny pests have suddenly become a very big problem!
Dino-Dick Dinosaur Silicone Dildo Specs:
Measurements: Large:- Overall length: 7.3 inches.
- Insertable length: 5.2 inches.
- Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.6 inches.
- Widest insertable diameter: 1.9 inches.
- Overall length: 9.1 inches.
- Insertable length: 7.2 inches.
- Narrowest insertable diameter: 2.2 inches.
- Widest insertable diameter: 2.4 inches.
- Silicone
Note: Use only with water-based lubricants for best results.
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★★★★★ 5
This is a must read for ALL writers, not just fiction writers!
Format: Paperback
This is a must read for ALL writers, not just fiction writers! Although, in places, a bit technical, for any writer, not just new writers, for anyone who wants to master their craft, this is a must read book.
What can be said about Gardner that hasn't been said yet? One of the best books on writing about writing that I have read. Comparable to Stephen King's, On Writing. Yes, it is that good. In Part I Gardner lays out a compelling treatise about the genre of fiction, what it is and why it is important. In Part II he discusses the how-to of writing good fiction, where he talks about common errors, technique and plotting at length. One of the benefits from reading The Art of Fiction is that it gives the reader a crash course in literature, who many of us that come from a Science, Technical, Engineering and Math (STEM) background are sorely lacking in. This said a writer who has grown up in the sciences, or engineering, or business worlds will find this book very useful in "catching up" a bit to our friends who have read all of classics and can retell significant scenes as though they were there. Again, this is a must (must) read for ALL writers, not just fiction writers.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 6, 2017
★★★★★ 4
Helpful
Format: Hardcover
The book itself is excellent, very helpful with lots of specific information.
I was disappointed (one star) that the used hardcover edition I ordered arrived as the paperback edition, though in very good condition.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 11, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Good!
Format: Paperback
Needed this for a class but still keep it around as its useful to my field of study.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 19, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Simply what any serious would-be writer must know.
Format: Kindle
I am a writer only in the sense that I write daily and believe that I do have that ineffable "it"; I do not, however, have any formal writing training. I say all of this to make clear that anyone, literally, can read and understand this book, gaining invaluable knowledge about the craft of writing. Some of the less effulgent reviews of this title have pointed to the "pompousness" of Prof. Gardner and his supposed sesquipedalian loquaciousness as reasons for hopeful writers to search-out more simplistic guides.
I disagree emphatically. I truly believe that this book holds the keys to unlocking the divide between the good and great writer, particularly for those of us who have not had access to the best educational opportunities. Personally, I want to be a great writer. Not a good writer, not a successful, or published, or wealthy writer: a great writer. I want to move people to think about things in ways that they never would have, maybe without even knowing that their ideals are changing; I want to move people!
To write like that one needs, me thinks, the guidance of one with an intimate knowledge of how this is properly -and not so properly- done, and the "arrogance" to believe he can convey this understanding, even to we ignoramuses. This is what I have found in Prof. Gardner and this wonderful tome.
Distracters may feel free to criticize my review as they wish. I stand by my opinion of this book and its Author.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 5, 2013
★★★★★ 3
I Recommend It, But Not Much
Format: Paperback
This book is recommended in SELF-EDITING FOR THE FICTION WRITER, a book I have read twice and enjoyed a great deal. I had to give Gardner a try.
This is a tough review to write because I can't say this is a fantastic book to help one write fiction. At the same time, there is little or nothing said that I disagree with. So, what's the problem?
My confusion starts with my expectations when reading a book about writing. It's a situation where I want to gain information and hints on how to write better, without being bombarded by direction on how to write. This criteria has served me well and I've found a number of writing books that made me write or want to write better; SELF-EDITION FOR THE FICTION WRITER is one, THE FICTION WRITER'S WORKSHOP is another.
Judging by that, this book didn't pass muster. Rather than coming away with a new awareness of what I want to include or exclude from my own work, I'm left feeling like I've been having coffee with an experienced author full of sweeping opinions on craft.
He's crafty in one way, his ability to pull me in with the sense of being an insider, watching other fiction writers through thick glass. He uses a lot of lines like "The writer who can't distinguish truth from a peanut-butter sandwich can never write good fiction. What he affirms, we deny, throwing away his book in indignation..." The implication isn't about writers of bad fiction so much as it is about 'us', him and I, being partnered in our unique ability to indignantly recognize a lousy writer. In fact, we're pretty decent to only discard the book when we're entitled to exact creative justice on its sloppy author.
Still, and here's the rub, it isn't a bad read. Don't skip an hour of writing to sit down with this book but if you're between projects and have the time, I'd recommend it.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 11, 2010
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