We All Float Down Here Hand Towel
SKU: 93710580768

We All Float Down Here Hand Towel

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We All Float Down Here Hand TowelWe All Float Down Here Bathroom humor meets Derrys finest nightmare. This cheeky towel pairs a mischievous red balloon and a throne side winkperfect for guests who love a good scare with their hand dry. Red Balloon Options: Flour Sack 28 x 29: light, crisp, balloon day snark Waffle Weave 15 x 26: textured for sink side frights Terrycloth 16 x 30: soft, absorbent, clown free cleanup Storm Drain Specs: Other towel colors may be available on request

“We All Float Down Here”

Bathroom humor meets Derry’s finest nightmare. This cheeky towel pairs a mischievous red balloon and a throne-side wink—perfect for guests who love a good scare with their hand-dry.

Red Balloon Options:
• Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, balloon-day snark
• Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured for sink-side frights
• Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, clown-free cleanup

Storm Drain Specs:
• Other towel colors may be available on request
• Sizes are approximate and might vary
• Wash before use
• Polyester thread is resistant to light bleaching
• All designs are handmade to order, no two are exactly alike
• Customizations may have an additional charge

Float some laughs into the loo, and check out RivetingCrafts.com for more spooky bathroom laughs and be sure to follow Riveting Crafts on Facebook for sneak peeks, giveaways, and all things gloriously handmade.

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Dale Truman
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 4
Good jeans
Color: Retro Stone, Size: 36W x 34L
The jeans were delivered in a rather thin plastic bag; no box in an area that could have been exposed to bad weather. There was a very small imperfection in the bottom of one cuff that was not caused by the wrapper being flimsy. Not worth sending back, but packaging should have been bettet.
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victoria
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
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Color: Original Stone, Size: 36W x 32L
My son loves it, it fits perfectly.
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Kristi Smith
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
Old school comfort
Color: Retro Stone, Size: 38W x 34L
Old stone wash carpenter jeans. Fits great and very comfortable. Correct size and length. Will buy again. Had a pair of these several years ago and forgot how good Lee jeans fit.
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Jim Coleman
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
They last a few years !!!!
Color: Original Stone, Size: 36W x 36L
Fit Great , Look Great , Durable , Reasonable Price !!!
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Willie Chapman
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
They are back!
Color: Quartz Stone, Size: 38W x 32L
The quartz stone (my favorite color) has been sold out for at least two years. It was looking like this style was going away forever. I check my wish list last week and they are back! Same great quality as before.
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