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Rodney Rude: Rude Bastard - COMPACT DISCSTitle: Rude Bastard Artist: Rodney Rude Label: EMI Product Type: COMPACT DISCS UPC: 724358102222 Genre: Comedy Release Date: 2002 10 25 Number of Discs: 1 Additional Details: AUSTRALIA IMPORT Rodney Rude, the irrepressible son of outragesous Australian comedy, is back with an album chock full of hilarious skits and songs! Tracks: 1. 1 Arse Like An Anaconda Swallowing a Piglet 1. 2 Heckler Gets Tattoo of a Target Round His Arsehole 1. 3 Rude Gets Raped
Title: Rude BastardArtist: Rodney Rude
Label: EMI
Product Type: COMPACT DISCS
UPC: 724358102222
Genre: Comedy
Release Date: 2002-10-25
Number of Discs: 1
Additional Details: AUSTRALIA - IMPORT
Rodney Rude, the irrepressible son of outragesous Australian comedy, is back with an album chock full of hilarious skits and songs!
Tracks:
1.1 Arse Like An Anaconda Swallowing a Piglet
1.2 Heckler Gets Tattoo of a Target Round His Arsehole
1.3 Rude Gets Raped By Lesbians with a Hunk of Bong Hose
1.4 Nimbin Can't Tell Men from the Women, May As Well Root Everyone in the Arse
1.5 Don't You Hate Wearing a G-String Cause Half a Turd Goes on the Floor ; Half in
1.6 Molly Has Stroke Now Can Only Suck Out of One Side of His Mouth or Belmont High
1.7 I'm the Bloke Who Gets All the Roots Around Hexham
1.8 Homeless Blokes Revisited Homeless Bloke Takes Out Insurance on Plastic Bag Full
1.9 KFC Killed My Uncle
1.10 Ronald McDonald Doesn't Even Eat His Own Hamburgers
1.11 McDonalds Revisited "Are You the McManager"
1.12 Rude Trys to Act Young ; Cool By Wearing Clothes Back to Front ; Sing Limericks
1.13 Don't You Hate It When Your Dick Wakes Up Earlier Than You
1.14 Michael Jackson Dances Like a Duck on a Hotplate
1.15 Tom Price Miner
1.16 Libra Pads with Wings Also Have a Beak ; Tail Feathers
1.17 Ya Hairy Hole
1.18 Rude Serious Rave About Limericks
1.19 Punter Sing Limericks with Rude
1.20 Answering Machine Messages Intro
1.21 Message "I Know You"
1.22 Message "Embicile"
1.23 Message "Hornswoggler"
1.24 Message "Balls Caught in DVD Player"
1.25 Message "Dick Head"
1.26 Message "Psych Down"
1.27 Message "New Boyfriend"
1.28 Message "Hermaphrodite"
1.29 Message "Root a Welding Glove"
1.30 Message "I've Shot"
1.31 Message "Bruised Tongue"
1.32 Message "Office Manager"
1.33 Message "Piss Off"
1.34 Message "Arse Hairs Waxed"
1.35 Message "Ghost of Sammy Sneed"
1.36 Message "Gee Gee Spot"
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★★★★★ 5
I loved this book!!
Format: Kindle
I have a love/ hate relationship with Albertalli. I really liked Simon VS The Homo Sapiens Agenda and The Upside of Unrequited with their adorable characters and charming/ hilarious/ sometimes heartbreaking plots. I soared through these books and would recommend them to anyone- especially John Green fans. Then there was Leah On the Off Beat, which mostly angered me. I didn’t like her, or the way she acted toward her friends, how the love interest played itself out…. the book just pissed me off most of the time, with just barely enough good to keep me moving forward.
What If It’s Us Brings out the best of this author- maybe due to the collab? The characters are purely magical even as they are each incredibly messy and neurotic in their own ways. I think it’s their imperfections that made them so fabulous. The premise was fantastic, the play between characters was perfect, and you saw a lot of character growth which is always a plus for me. My favorite character was definitely Dylan, the over the top best friend. I felt like he was the perfect foil for Ben. For me, this was the best book of the author’s to date. I loved it! My only objection, and it’s purely personal, I felt like the ending was too open. I want closure! And I want it to be EPIC. Still, five stars all the way.
On the adult content scale, there’s some language, drinking, sexual innuendo and light sexual content. It’s not too crazy, and I would still give this one to a youngish teen. I give it a three.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 16, 2018
★★★★★ 4
A very fluffy read.
Format: Hardcover
3.5*
This story is told from alternating perspectives, Arthur (who had ADHD) and Ben (who is Puerto Rican). Arthur is spending the summer in New York as an intern for his mother's law firm when he follows a very handsome boy (Ben) into the post office. Ben is trying to mail a box full of his ex-boyfriends stuff when he meets Arthur. Ben gets Arthur's name but Arthur doesn't get Ben's name and so when a flash mob breaks out at the post office, they get separated.
The first 150 pages of this book is how Ben and Arthur are trying to find each other in the big city. So this book was a bit slow to start. But when they do finally meet up this dosen't become an instalove kind of thing. They do ease into.
Being a collaborative effort between Becky Abertalli and Adam Silvera, I wasn't sure if this was going to rip my heart out or give me warm fuzzies, but truthfully it was a great blend of both. It had a lot of bittersweet moments mixed with moments that were just sweet.
Having read a few other books by these authors, I was sorry to see that this didn't feel like it had the same kind of depth that "Simon Versus the Homosapian Agenda" and "They Both Die At the End" had. I felt like those two books had a lot more depth to them and a bit more deep
emotionality and not just a ton of surface level fluffiness. The vast majority of "What If It's Us" was a lot of surface level fluffiness and I did not find myself loving this as much as the other two previously mention books I read by them.
Overall this book was cute and enjoyable, but the characters felt a bit flat to me.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 14, 2018
★★★★★ 5
Closed my eyes and dreamed...
Format: Kindle
There's never enough romance and love in a book for a romantic soul reader. If you're one as well, check, this book for you.
Do believe in destiny? Fate? Universe which brings two souls togeter? Check, it's all in here. A few more checks for you: unforgettable first love, first kiss, first touch. Second chances, do-overs, tears of pain, tears of joy.
Wery well written, easy to read, making you long for more. With a few drama-queen shows, yet beautiful and entertaining.
Looking forward to book Two.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 26, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Beautiful Book
Format: Hardcover
My favorite childhood book. Still have the copy I got in 3rd grade and I'm now 45. I try and buy one for every baby shower.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good classic gift!
Second time purchasing as a gift; loved it since I was a child. I always loved mice. This author always did cute artwork and stories. I enjoy them and enjoy sharing them with kids.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 5, 2025