Clowns to the Left, Jokers to the Right
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Clowns to the Left, Jokers to the Right

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Clowns to the Left, Jokers to the RightSwish Embassy Signature Tee Strutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees. Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isnt your average,

Swish Embassy Signature Tee

Strutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees. Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms.

This isn’t your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We’re all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning, no matter how you express your unique self.

All-Gender Fit: The Signature Tee is designed to fit everyone. For those seeking a more fitted look, we recommend ordering one size down. This applies especially if you’re used to more tailored styles, regardless of gender identity.


Tee Specs:

  • Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants).
  • Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
  • Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester.
  • Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix.
  • Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend.
  • Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
  • Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape.
  • Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder.
  • Masterfully Side-Seamed.
  • Swish Embassy Branding on the Yoke.

It’s not just a t-shirt; it’s a conversation piece.

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Exchange/Return Notes
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  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
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Jen Johnson
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★★★★★ 5
Bouncy and durable
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These balls are awesome - bouncy and super durable for my little guy!
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Dawn
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★★★★★ 5
Great quality
Color: Four colors, Size: 5cm (ball only)
I was very surprised that these are as good as the chuck it balls. I have a super chewer and he’s tears balls up except for chuck its and he can’t tear these up.
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Christine
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Happy pup
Color: Four colors, Size: 5cm (ball only)
Small but bouncy. Pupper loves them.
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Alex Prepsky
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Awesome price for quality balls
Color: Four colors, Size: 5cm (ball only)
These balls are super bouncy and durable. My dog loves them and for the price these are totally worth it! I think they are as durable as nerf balls and equal in size, and much cheaper!
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Lexington, US
★★★★★ 1
Rope comes out at the slightest force. Pointless tug toy!
Color: Four colors, Size: 6cm (with rope)
If your dog pulls on these (and why wouldn’t he?), the rope immediately comes out. Turns out they just fuse the ends of the nylon rope together, which is no match for a dog playing tug. Any dog, any level of pulling will dismantle these. We’ve managed to reinsert the rope to a couple of these and KNOT it, which gives you a shorter rope but a toy that can withstand some play. But if I had wanted a DIY toy, I’d have used the balls and rope I already own.
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