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Description
Slaughter & Laughter – “Kiss the Cook” Edition TeeThis isnt your dads BBQ tee. Get ready to slice through the silence with our "Slaughter & Laughter" teebecause you literally cant spell slaughter without laughter. Featuring a blood spattered butcher on the back with a cheeky Kiss the Cook apron and a cleaver that means business, this tee serves up sarcasm hotter than your grill. Printed on the back, this bold design turns heads before you even say a word. On the front chest, our signature Chortle
This isn’t your dad’s BBQ tee.
Get ready to slice through the silence with our "Slaughter & Laughter" tee—because you literally can’t spell slaughter without laughter. Featuring a blood-spattered butcher on the back with a cheeky “Kiss the Cook” apron and a cleaver that means business, this tee serves up sarcasm hotter than your grill.
Printed on the back, this bold design turns heads before you even say a word. On the front chest, our signature Chortle Wear gargoyle grins from the pocket area—because you deserve a side of mischief with your mayhem.
🔪 Perfect for:
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Backyard BBQs with a body count (of ribs)
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Sarcasm-lovers who cook with sass
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Anyone whose love language is dark humor and medium-rare steak
🔥 Unisex fit, buttery soft, and stitched with attitude.
🧼 Machine washable. Just don't soak it in blood. Or do. We won’t judge.
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