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Happy Holidays To Drunk Uncle

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Happy Holidays To Drunk UncleDuring the holidays, we get the chance to hear what fantasies the fake, foreign news has been spreading throughout the year. Over 25 years, we have listened as the stories become more and more unbelievable. Drunk uncle looks you straight in the eye and describes construction laws for new and existing bathrooms are destroying our Country. The last time we were able to visit family, 2 years ago, the story was theft was no longer illegal in California.

During the holidays, we get the chance to hear what fantasies the fake, foreign news has been spreading throughout the year. Over 25 years, we have listened as the stories become more and more unbelievable. Drunk uncle looks you straight in the eye and describes construction laws for new and existing bathrooms are destroying our Country. The last time we were able to visit family, 2 years ago, the story was theft was no longer illegal in California. This year, if we are able to visit family, the story will be how the election was stolen and Antifa tried to frame trump for the attack on the US capital. We will also hear how our children's brains are being destroyed by Critical Race theory. The fake, foreign news network gives drunk Uncle simple talking points. We need to have simple, basic talking points to use on drunk Uncle and other zombiefied family to show them the news they have been watching for the past 25 years was created by foreign interests with the goal of destroying our Democracy from inside. When these zombies are informed about what is really happening in the World their eyes glaze over and they seem to go into a trans, oblivious to the information they are being told. I hope we can find a way to snap them out of it before we completely loose our Democracy.

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Randy H.
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
They last for months
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This is my second order of this product. I have 2 medium size dogs and they love them. The nice thing is a 3 pack of these is that they will last them for a few months.
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★★★★★ 4
Bones
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Great product but my dogs don't seem to be interested
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Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Indestructible
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Finally found a chew bone strong enough for our pit mix, would highly recommend for an agressive chewer! Will buy again
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Leslie Z.
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
My four approve
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My dogs, which I have 4, 2 labradors, one Jack Russell and one medium smallish mixed breed dog, all really love the bones. Three of them seem to be vigorous chewers the mixed breed girl being the toughest one on bones. These bones are holding up really well and the dogs really seem to like them. The dogs have not been able to get any big chunks off of the bones so I feel safe letting them have them even when I’m not watching. I would recommend these to Pet owners.
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Jamie Jett
Los Angeles, US
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I have a medium sized dog and these were to big for him. A bigger dog would love them. Great for chewers.
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