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The Inappropriate Baby Book: Gross and Embarrassing Memories from Baby's First Year [With Envelope on Last Page]Any parent who's been through the rigors of an infant invasion knows that the real poop, er, scoop, rarely gets recorded in those precious little keepsake books. After all, those books don't cover all the really gross and fascinating stuff that makes parents laugh, scream, and scratch their heads. The Inappropriate Baby Book, however, has the good stuff covered. A real baby book for real parents, The Inappropriate Baby Book offers a unique and
Any parent who's been through the rigors of an infant invasion knows that the real poop, er, scoop, rarely gets recorded in those precious little keepsake books. After all, those books don't cover all the really gross and fascinating stuff that makes parents laugh, scream, and scratch their heads. The Inappropriate Baby Book, however, has the good stuff covered. A real baby book for real parents, The Inappropriate Baby Book offers a unique and hysterical way to commemorate those decidedly non-Kodak moments that compose the better part of the newborn experience. Herein, you'll find room to record such facts as: You were introduced to a rectal thermometer on this day: _______.The first person you peed on was _______.Your mom was embarrassed by breast leakage in the following places: _________.Your first poop happened on this day: _______, and was this color: _________.Now, that's the kind of information that should not be lost to posterity Sure, babies are cute, but they are also stinky, sticky, soggy, and otherwise inappropriate. So don't sugarcoat the story-let The Inappropriate Baby Book help you tell it like it really is.The book includes an envelope affixed to the last page so that an inappropriate memento can be saved forever. (Or at least until the little angel's prom nightBinding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 09/02/2002
ISBN: 9780740727238
Pages: 32
Weight: 0.48lbs
Size: 7.28h x 7.26w x 0.39d
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★★★★★ 4
Not invincible but good value
Color: 5pack, Size: Large
Great value for the money. We have 3 dogs and they are pretty strong chewers. They lasted a few months but ultimately succumbed to their inevitable doom. They arrived well packaged and with no unusual odors.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026
★★★★★ 5
One of the best indestructible dog toys we've bought
Color: 5pack, Size: Large
So we adopted a pup in December and she tears up everything! I mean, Everything! My CPAP, garden hoses, trucks seat belt and backup camera wiring. Every single dog toy with stuffing, dismantle them in minutes. So many dog toys say they are are tear proof. nope! We have tons of stuffing all over our 5 acres. Hen m wife bought these. Beside the bones she bought, these are the only things she can't seem to destroy and she loves them!!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2026
★★★★★ 5
BEST Dog Toys EVER! JRT approved
Color: 5pack, Size: Large
🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 for these toys! We have terriers who have NEVER met a toy they couldn't destroy... until now. We've had them over a week an all 5 are still intact, crinkly, and squeakers squeaking - and they're played with constantly! When I tell you I've never, in all my years of JRT ownership and rescue, had a toy last 24 hours, much less a WEEK? Well, lots of you will know how astonishing that is! We've currently got 5 dogs (2 fosters, anyone looking for a project?) so the package size is perfect. Get 'em.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great toy, they go the distance!
Color: 5pack, Size: Large, Color: 5pack, Size: Large
Best typy of toys for my pups. Love them. They last!! Chewing tug games. Love them. The squeakiest don’t come out ! Big plus’s. and don’t last long with my dogs, which for me is a big plus’s. Those squeakier drive me crazy!!
If they get too yucky, toss them in the washer/dryer! Good to go again.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2026
★★★★★ 4
String but not indestructible.
Color: 5pack, Size: Large
They’re cute and strong for a dog that likes to bite into toys. Not indestructible.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2026