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Paint the Town Red RPG

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Paint the Town Red RPGSomething very bad happened to you a very long time ago: you died and it f*****g hurt. Your blood is cold, but your skin is colder. Your heart might as well be made of stone. Your memory is like treacle. Sometimes, you even remember to blink. Being dead sucks, but I know what will make you feel better. Wet your mouth a little, have a drink! Its time for a party. Life doesn't have to be boring. Explore the great cities of the world like London, Rome,

Something very bad happened to you a very long time ago: you died and it f*****g hurt. Your blood is cold, but your skin is colder. Your heart might as well be made of stone. Your memory is like treacle. Sometimes, you even remember to blink. Being dead sucks, but I know what will make you feel better. Wet your mouth a little, have a drink! It’s time for a party. Life doesn't have to be boring. Explore the great cities of the world like London, Rome, Aachen and New York in a quest to be the (un)life of the party! 

Paint the Town Red is an RPG of Sad Gay Vampires, your characters are afflicted with the Curse of Undeath, which brings both misery and joy, depending on how your night is going. The only thing left to do is chase the sensation of feeling alive to escape the rot you feel in your soul.

This 244 page core book contains the full rules and character creation process for Paint the Town Red, as well as rules for magic, non-vampire characters and advice for creating your own factions and cities. It also contains 3 adventures: Party of the Century (Rome 82AD), Hair of the Dog (Aachen 801 AD), and Party Crashing in Splendid Ghazni (Ghazni 1016 AD).

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