Assholes Need Love Too
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Assholes Need Love Too

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Assholes Need Love TooAssholes Need Love Too By S. J. Russell & Erica Brown Illustrations by Maggie McMahon This mostly true story introduces the reader to this lovable series about three unforgettable assholes who just happen to be a pig, a rooster and a dog all rescues who hail unapologetically from New Jersey. How we see it: whether folks have ever known an asshole, maybe they are assholes or maybe they dont know theyre assholes, this engaging book written by S. J.

Assholes Need Love Too

By S.J. Russell & Erica Brown

Illustrations by Maggie McMahon

This mostly true story introduces the reader to this lovable series about three unforgettable assholes who just happen to be a pig, a rooster and a dog— all rescues who hail unapologetically from New Jersey.

How we see it: whether folks have ever known an asshole, maybe they are assholes or maybe they don’t know they’re assholes, this engaging book written by S.J. Russell and Erica Brown and illustrated by Maggie McMahon has a little something for everyone.

These books make fabulous birthday gifts, thank you gifts, hostess gifts, wedding gifts, holiday gifts, boss day gifts— even just-for-the-hell-of-it gifts. And they fit perfectly in any bathroom!

ADVANCE PRAISE

"Assholes Need Love Too, a warm but wicked can’t-we-all-just-get-along ode to the jerks in your life, will delight fans of Go the F**k to Sleep and P Is for Pterodactyl." — NYT number one bestselling author, A.J. Finn

"In my long political career, I've known many assholes, some of whom I've even voted for, but the assholes described in this book are by far the most lovable. A must read!" — Former Governor of Pennsylvania, Ed Rendell

8.5 x 8.5 | Hardcover | Smyth-sewn | 56 pages

Printed on tree-free bamboo paper stock with soy-based eco-friendly inks. Cover and spine are 100% recycled Eska®board. 

Purchase paperback here: ASSHOLES NEED LOVE TOO

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