Monochrome Gore Machines: a cull-ering book
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Monochrome Gore Machines: a cull-ering book

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Monochrome Gore Machines: a cull-ering bookThis comically violent coloring book gives you an army of over 100 highly detailed cybernetic monstrosities to decorate as you see fit. Each creature includes a "cloning template" page that tells you more about it, so you can give it a fitting coat of warpaint to match its traits. Do you want a crimson soaked steel juggernaut with intestines tangled in toxic green spines? Or a flowery pink mechanical mantis that sprays flammable glitter perfume? You

This comically violent coloring book gives you an army of over 100 highly detailed cybernetic monstrosities to decorate as you see fit. Each creature includes a "cloning template" page that tells you more about it, so you can give it a fitting coat of warpaint to match its traits.

Do you want a crimson soaked steel juggernaut with intestines tangled in toxic green spines? Or a flowery pink mechanical mantis that sprays flammable glitter perfume? You can have both. Or neither. Decorate your beasts however you want before you send them to earth to wipe out humanity.

Contains blood, violence, and slight nudity (butts), not suitable for immature readers.

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Angela
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Great basic dog bed
Size: 20.0"L x 20.0"W x 6.0''TH, Style: Round, Pattern Name: Bed
We really needed additional places for my dog to rest, besides hanging out on the furniture. He gets to be a little jerky and presumptuous, thinking he owns the joint when he lies all over the bed and couches. So the extra dog beds were necessary additions to the house. He took to this one right away. Sure, he still will try to sneak onto the human bed, the couch, the chair - especially when food is involved in the picture. But he does like this bed. The only real negative I have is that it's whitish on top. It shows dirt kind of easily and time will tell how well it will stand to multiple washings. It's soft. It's cushy. It looks pretty descent for a dog bed. He can curl up in it nicely and relax. Basically it does what it should and he seems relatively happy to hang out on it. Now, if Amazon could make a dog bed that could actually train the dog - that would be incredible!
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Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Better than beds I've spent double the money on!
Size: 20.0"L x 20.0"W x 6.0''TH, Style: Round, Pattern Name: Bed
This bed is actually amazing for the price. My chihuahua digs a hole through every bed he's ever had except this one. The bottom actually went flat before he was able to dig a hole into the fabric. But since its such a great bed, i cut open the bottom and restuffed it from the filling from an old pillow and stitched it back up so he can keep enjoying it. Abd if he eventually does dig a hole in it, ill be rebuying this same bed.
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Somebodyzmom
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★★★★★ 5
My cat used it right away!
Size: 20.0"L x 20.0"W x 6.0''TH, Style: Round, Pattern Name: Bed
My large long-hair orange cat is a bed hoarder. He has at least 5 or 6 beds around the house, and uses every one of them (at different times, of course). But lately he's started sleeping on my pillow during the day, but going to bed at night on a pillow covered in his long orange hair wasn't cutting it for me. So I purchased one more bed for him - because heaven help me if I should move one of his other beds. What we won't do for our babies! Anyway, I put this new bed near my pillow and he's been using the bed instead of my pillow. It's soft and the bolsters are thick and it's just the right size for him to curl up in! He loves it! Win-win!
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JB
New York, US
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Lopsided, but works
Size: 20.0"L x 20.0"W x 6.0''TH, Style: Round, Pattern Name: Bed
It's soft and good cat size. The bottom stuffing is uneven, so it leans a lot, no matter how I rotate it for the cat to try to even it out. But the old cat loves it, especially since it's positioned in a perfect spot; a "corner" by a hallway, so it feels safe, while letting the cat see everything from that out of the way vantage point. I've been trying to get him to use beds again (had to throw some out b/c he gets seizures which can result in loss of bladder control). It only took a few days for him to "discover" the new bed, and start adding it to his nap rotations. and he looks so cute in it.
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Tierra Clark
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great for all dogs
Size: 20.0"L x 20.0"W x 6.0''TH, Style: Round, Pattern Name: Bed
Durable and easy to vacuum and wash. Keeps its form well my smaller dog AND LARGE DOG find it comfortable
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