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poetry for neanderthals pop culture edition kaartspelIt's nice to be a poet. And it's nice to be a Neanderthal. But it's not so nice to be both at the same time As a poet you like to recite profound prose, such as: The imposing Woolly Mammoth mocks my small hairless body. But as a Neanderthal you can only say: Big strong thing with lots of hair laughs at my body that is small and bald. Your problem is that as a Neanderthal you don't know any words with more than one syllable. Your team's problem is that
It's nice to be a poet. And it's nice to be a Neanderthal. But it's not so nice to be both at the same time...
As a poet you like to recite profound prose, such as: The imposing Woolly Mammoth mocks my small hairless body. But as a Neanderthal you can only say: Big strong thing with lots of hair laughs at my body that is small and bald.
Your problem is that as a Neanderthal you don't know any words with more than one syllable. Your team's problem is that they have to listen to a Neanderthal recite poetry.
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